ONV


a phrase meant to confuse those unwary fools that ofttimes many a troll hath trolled.
robert: why’d you kiss my girl?
d rapp: onv -shrugs shoulders-
robert: wtf?
d rapp: onv
an oversized novelty vehicle. a condescending term for a ridiculously oversized suv, h2, sut, 4×4 etc., that has never seen anything resembling the off-road, and is often being driven by a suburban soccer mom who is talking on her cell phone
the onvs outnumber the cars here!

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