Ooft, I haff!
from the same phrase family as ‘i have’, ‘i would’, ‘i’d tap’ etc.
used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. literally means ‘i have’, but said in a german accent to give it that extra ‘ooft!’.
“did you see that c-msl-t last night? i had her a few days ago… she walked past and i was all like ‘ooft, i haff!'”
boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: no jk jk jk lololol, i heart ur fxcking make up omg i love ur hair. ooft, i haff!
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