Ooftage
1- ooftage
a)when something is about half-b-n-r worthy, this word is exclaimed.
b)an word used when the speaker gets excited or realise their listener might get excited
“that pic was ooftage”
2- ooft
a)word used when the speaker is excited, or becomes excited.
half-b-n-r is when the p-n-s is half way between flacidity and being erect.
that picture was ooftage.
ooft, that was good.
oooooft, my days, that was hot!
when someone is really good looking you say they have ooftage
carl: dude did u see that chick?
dave: yeh, she has major ooftage
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