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• Origin Rape

  forcing the line of best fit of a graph through the origin (0,0). widely discredited by the aqa exam board. will: you didn’t just origin rape that graph did you? amateur mistake! (followed by a s-x noise and or your mum joke)

• phantom bid

  a bid on an online auction site, such as ebay, made by the person who’s auctioning an item on an alternate auctioning account. this is used as opposed to a reserve limit, and/or when the owner of the item doesn’t feel that the highest bid on their item is enough. that way, it either gets […]

• Phlomit

  forceful and uncontrollable evacuation of ones sinus matter, phlegm and saliva due to sickness or vigorous coughing. that monster bong hit caused jeremy to phlomit all over the couch.

• Phobic denotation ordeal

  the curious and unpleasant yet unsurprising and common experience of looking up a person’s name (perhaps your own) on urban dictionary and finding that the results become more and more a) disgustingly h-m-phobic (gaynotation) b) shaming of fat people (fatnotation) c) sl-t shaming (wh-r-notation) d) racist (racenotation) as you scroll down or go past the […]

• pink poose

  a reference to a weak minded ugly child, often a social outcast and physically weak, although they dont think they are i cant believe he actually thinks he can beat him up! what a pink poose!

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