Oompa Loompa

1. a native of loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange commplexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from roahld dahl, the author of charlie and the chocolate factory
2. someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.
” john’s new girlfriend is an oompa-loompa.”

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1. ) incredibly delightful creatures from the book/movie charlie and the chocolate factory (willie wonka and the chocolate factory if you prefer). with orange skin and green hair, they charmed the hearts of billions during the 1984 depression. rumored to be descendants of angels.

2. ) girls that can oftenly be found in high schools and sororities throughout all of california. with orange skin of their own brought on by excessive use of fake tanner, they resemble the dwarfed creatures mentioned in the above definition. some people believe this to be s-xy. others would rather shoot themselves in the foot.
1.) those oompa loompas sure know how to stir the chocolate.

2.) with that tangerine skin, banana hair, and beige sandals, that oompa loompa looks just like an orange albino.
slave workers taken from their native homes and forced to work in w-lly wonka’s chocalate factory. they are usually given meow mix as a reward for doing good work.
free the oompa loompas! the poor oompa loompas!
ho’s (girls) who get fake spray-on ‘orange’ tans the same color as the skin of the oompa loompas from the w-lly wonka and the chocolate factory movie. often when oompa loompas are spotted, the spotters start singing the ooompa loompa song. celebrity ho’s are often uber-guilty of getting the most outrageous orange spray-on tans.
one dude to another: check out the oompa loompas coming out of the tanning salon.

d-mn: they are looking pretty orange.

one dude: like malibu barbies except orange.

both dudes: (start singing the ooompa loompa song)
person who fake tans so much, their skin is orange, like an oompa loompa
person 1:who’s colleen?
person 2: she’s the oompa loompa in the corner
person 1: why is she an oompa loompa? is she short?
person 2: no, she fake tans to an oompa loompa orange
person 1: ahhhhh, yes i see her now
small and pudgy colorful lil basterds who work in w-lly w-nka’s chocolate factory as the slaves who make delicous goods,also do a disturbing lil song and dance about minding ur own dam business
crystal and jason are mad small,but jason looks like an oompaloompa.
little people who work in charlie and the chocolate factory
a.k.a aaron
“we will now call aaron oompaloompa”
“okay”

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