Oooof
when talking to a hot girl with a boyfriend you j-zz your pants, but still act cool even though it feels like you got kicked in the stomach
we were having a great time chatting then…oooof.
something you say to yourself when you b-mp into objects or other people, or when you knock something over on accident.
1: you walk into a sliding gl-ss door “oooof”
2: you trip and fall “oooof”
3: you b-mp your head “oooof”
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