oopsie

1. a mistake
2. a accident

3. you got fired
4. you failed a test.
5. you got drunk a slept with a fat chick and realized you had a girlfriend.
1. oopsie, i forgot to stop at the stop sign.
2. oopsie, i forgot to wear a condom last night.
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figure 1
employee: what? i’m fired?

boss: yes you made a big oopsie!
employee: i swear i didn’t sleep with your daughter!

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4. sorry mom, i made a oopsie and failed the drug test.
5. i don’t know how im going to explain to my girlfriend i slept with that fat chick last night, i guess i made an oopsie!
a message sent inadvertently. cannot rescind or delete. too late now.
it was an oopsie when i hit the “send” b-tton before i did a proof-reading.
when u think u have to fart but then u sh-t
on the first day of kindergarten katie was soo nervous that she was on the her way to school and she thought she had to fart but she had an oopsie.
the situation following -n-l s-x, where the ‘top’ discovers his p-n-s has feces on it.
nate: so i was f-cking him up the -ss, and then when i pulled out i looked down and there was sh-t all over my f-cking d-ck!

john: haha! looks like you had an ‘oopsie’! at least you wore a condom.

nate: see, that’s the worst part….
while farting really hard, the accidental release of fecal matter into your pants.
i thought i just had to fart, but i had an oopsie instead!