OotP
j.k. rowling’s fifth novel, harry potter and the order of the phoenix. popular shorthand amongst bloggers.
“did you read my blog last night about ootp?”
“nooo! i haven’t read it yet, and i don’t want to read any spoilers before then!”
2 more definitions
acronym for the popular baseball simulation game, out of the park (baseball) put out by sports interactive.
i enjoy playing ootp
out of toilet paper
guy 1: dude! i’m ootp! toss me a roll!
guy 2: -hiding a roll- that sucks, i just finished my roll.
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