opashitty
measure of how much you can see through someone’s bullsh-t. ranges from 0 (transparent – bullsh-t is obvious) to 100% (opaque – bullsh-t is rock-solid).
the opash-tty of his / her lie was about 50% – good for an untrained eye, but not enough for a pro.
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