OPEC’s dream come true
any town which has 10% or less of its population younger than 55, has no public transportation, and any place to buy goods at a reasonable price is just outside of a 3 hour walk one way. so called because you need a car to get anywhere fun, and cars burn gasoline, which means more $$$ for the oil companies. if you are lucky, you might be able to take a ride to wal-mart on unicorn or dragon for a small fare (i’m being sarcastic on that last sentence.)
the main advantage is low crime, if a bank gets robbed, a walker or cane would of been used as a deadly weapon.
grandma:”mabye we could move to tiverton!”
youngun:”tiverton! that’s opec’s dream come true!”
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