Open Door Dilemma
when someone you know is taking a dump in a public or private restroom, and while he is in mid-poo you open the door. because of this, the person sh-tting is faced with the difficult decision of either hurrying up and pinching it off and then coming to kick your -ss, or coming after you right then and there and risk poo falling out his -ss and dropping on the bathroom floor.
the other night, joey was taking a dump over my house and we gave him an open door dilemma. it was hilarious because he was mid-sh-t and came after us with his pants at his ankles and he just dropped the p–pies all over the floor and stained it.
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