Open Mike


a rather unfortunately common misspelling of the phrase, “open mic” which is an event staged by bars & nightclubs allow ordinary people to go onstage and sing, tell dirty jokes, or spout off a bountifully overflowing cornucopia of toilet tongue just to try and liven up an otherwise dull house.

seen in printed material only (such as a sign in a window); as “open mike” and, “open mic” are pr-nounced exactly the same.
may 31 open mike from 7 to 11

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