Opened the ham
to p-ss wind with a sweet ‘hammy’ aroma.
oh man! which smelly fück’s opened the ham?
a phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.
colin : eeeeeeeeew!!!!! who’s opened the ham? was it you you dirty little rotter? that’s rank that is.
bouncer : i’m afraid i’m going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.
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