opening the yak
masturbating and sh-tting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the p-n-s, and runs off the p-n-s onto the masturbator’s face and mouth. the masturbator then -j-c-l-t-s onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.
my girlfriend gets so h-rny when she watches me opening the yak.
my mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
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