when your ex-husband and his tight-bodied b*tch of a new girlfriend tie you down to a chair and force-feed you totino’s pizza rolls until you throw up.
ever since the divorce, being given an operation barbarossa is the only thing that gets me off.
- college baseball
the most forgotten and least viewed sport on tv person 1: dude, i got a job as a sports announcer! person 2: really? for what sport? person 1: college baseball person 2: oh…. that’s cool….. i guess…..
very intelligent. fast learner. strong and encouraging. love helping people.world changer. degria is a one in a billion woman.
- conard high school
one of two public high schools in west hartford ct, the other being hall. while hall students will always insist that both their academics and athletics are far superior to conard’s, this is simply false. conard has outperformed hall in athletics for nearly a decade in a row. conard also has higher average sat scores […]
when a fart becomes consequently trapped between your sack, and your gooch. there i was in the olive garden when a gasgorilla caught me unawares. my girlfriend told me to stop playing with myself, but i was just trying to free a gasgorilla.