Opporpoonity


the opportunity available for poon at a given place or time.
1. man! there is a lot of opporpoonity at that new strip club!!

2. you’re going to an all girl’s boarding school?? think of the all the opporpoonity!!
a good chance of getting some poon/v-g-n-/sn-tch.
man i lost her phone number and totally blew my opporpoonity.
an opportunity to get poon.
“those two -ssholes just c-ckblocked our amazing opporpoonity.”

“this could be a great opporpoonity.”

the opportunity to get laid.
dude, jill and i made out all night i think i had an opporpoonity.

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