opportunititty
pr-nunciation: “ä-p&r-‘tü-n&-‘ti-te
inflected form(s): plural -ties
1. a combination of favorable circ-mstances or situations that permit one to observe a greater portion of the female bosom than normally seen.
2. an attempt to make it to second base with any given nubile female when there exists the risk of rejection.
3. a fortuitous encounter with the parus major (great t-t) bird.
the super bowl xxxviii halftime show persented an opportunit-tty (i.e. janet jackson).
karen slapped me last night when i seized the opportunit-tty.
many opportunit-tties exist at the beach on a warm, summer’s day.
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