Opportunity Sliced Pizza
a pizza inequitably sliced, usually accidentally, resulting in different sized slices
can be a huge advantage or disadvantage depending on the slices received
also known as opportunity slicing
i had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so i’m still starving…
i had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so i’m stuffed…
the pizza man delivered an opportunity sliced pizza so someone is getting shafted.
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