opposite wingman
the opposite of a wingman, he is there to stop you from getting laid. he is usually employeed before going out drinking, when you have a wife or girlfriend that you are tyring not to cheat on… aka o-dub
me: “hey dude i think im going to talk to that wh-r- over there with the f-ck me boots on.”
o-dub: “as your opposite wingman i would strongly advise against that “
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