Oprah Tote


the oprah tote is a reusable tote bag filled with goodies, both full size and sample size products, food etc. that is given away once a year. there are 5000 totes given away.
is it that time of year again ??? must i come out of my sh-ll….is there a new oprah tote on the horizon.. please do tell… i am nuts over the oprah tote !!!

example 2 (lyrics from the oprah tote song)

its not that we don’t care,
we just know that the totes are there!
so we keep waiting (waitin!)
waiting on the oprah totes to come!

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