oprah


to make billions of money and show off in front of middle-aged white women
dude, did you watch “apprentice” last night? trump was totally oprah!
possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.
oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.
a rich, powerful, black women, that can buy anyone she wants, example: dr. phil
you just mad cause you suckas just got oprahed
the world’s current sith lord
her current apprentices are possibly dr phil or that white designer he-b-tch she owns, or perhaps even tom cruise (hehe midget)

“watch out or oprah will fry you with her sith powers”
“oprah is so sithy she eats bricks for breakfast (which also explains her weight)”
“oprah is going to take over the galaxy one day, better not pay out black folks”
the woman that brainwashed my mom to stop buying soda. forever
chick on oprah: ”and i lost 40 pounds after cutting soda out of my life completley!

my mom: -brainwashed- must. stop. buying. soda.
the act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.
look at jennifer over there pulling a oprah!
to coax an answer or confession out of someone with gentle persuasion, like the talk-show host.
“i didn’t want to tell her, but she oprah’d it out of me.”

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