Opressmas


the cishet white male christmas. the great oppressor himself, hitler, hands out new torturing devices to every member of the patriarchy. takes place every six months and six days. national holiday of new germany, and symbol of the patriarchy. heil hydra!
man, i hope i get something good for opressmas this year.

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