opstagler


a man either dating or married to a woman that is way too hot for him and you can not figure out why.
how did lyle lovett ever get julia roberts? i don’t know, but he is the ultimate opstagler.

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    a donut so good dat it feels like ur having an -rg-sm odi: i want an -rg-smic donut! jill: so do i! phillip:wats dat?

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