optical assault
when someone meat gazes the sh-t out of you.
i was the victim of an optical -ssault at the gym when that f-g in the ambercrombie shirt and bandanna was staring at my package hard in the locker room.
when someone meat gazes the h-ll out of you.
you: i was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.
friend: d-mn, you were the victim of an optical -ssault!
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