opticrectumitis
the condition where the optic nerve and the rectal nerve get crossed and the person has a sh-tty outlook on everything.
my boss jumped on me again for being late. i think he has a bad case of opticr-ct-mitis
a condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a “cr-ppy” outlook on life.
“what’s his problem?”
“must be suffering from optic-r-ct-mitis.”
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