Optigasm


1. the be all end all of all -rg-sms
2. -rg-sm to the thought of megan fox
3. an -rg-sm brought on by a transformers fetish
jeremy: oh sh-t i just had an optigasm
lucy: g-d dammit we’re not watching transformers ever again
when you see so many hot girls/guys back to back that the light impulses slowly travel down to your genitals and turn you on.
hey dude, i just p-ssed by the strip and you wouldn’t believe how many babes i saw in a row. i have to go clean myself up because i just had an optigasm.

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