Optimal Drunkenness


the point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

in economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.
after 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, i reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

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