optimistic dab
when a male urinates, then proceeds to dab the tip of his p-n-s with a single square of toilet paper or something akin to a baby-wipe.
this ritual is a crude, but slightly considerate, attempt at hygiene when the male is optimistic about receiving f-ll-t– in the near future. usually occurs when s-x appears imminent but the male must excuse himself in order to urinate.
the optimistic dab, while very similar to a full solar-eclipse in the fact that it is rarely seen, only becomes in evident in one of two common situations:
1. the male and his s-xual partner reside in the same residence and the aforementioned male fails to know properly operate the bathroom door while urinating
2. when the male is beginning to receive f-ll-t– and the female, while flicking her tongue across the head of his p-n-s, realizes her partner’s c-ck tastes like a wet-nap one receives in a bbq restaurant. thanks.
“why are you wiping instead of shaking? oh. wait. is that an optimistic dab? how cute.”
alternatively,
“darling, your c-ck tastes like soap. mind using something other than a wet-nap next time you do an optimistic dab?”
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