OptiMom
that extremely efficient mom who seems like she’s got it all together – as opposed to the mythical and un-btainable supermom who can still be taken down by their own brand of kryptonite – optimom has it all together and is always looking for ways to fit it all in
the groceries, the cleaning, dinner on the table and a snack for the t-ball team; who has it all covered? optimom!
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