optimus fine


an ex (normally a guy) who’s all scruffy–ssed when they’re with you, then the second you break up; he decides to transform into a smooth, goodlookin’ gentleman…
girl: omg that guy over there, jamie is like soo hot!
jamie’s ex: jamie? nah – he a scruff. -turns around- what the h-ll?!
girl: i know right? buff!
jamie’s ex: stupid optimus fine.

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