optimus prime

while eating a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet.
i was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was…optimus prime… i blew a load all over our parakeet.
leader of the autobot transformers. he is wise, just, skilled and capable of transforming into a giant red truck and drivin’ about. died in transformers: the movie, but came back twice.
we should all try and be like optimus prime.
leader of the autobot army in transformers, and the s-xiest robot alive.
i’d have s-x with optimus prime
the result after chuck norris banged a truck.
optimus prime could kick your -ss
the leader of the autobot army in transformers and the main character, which exlpains why he’s in every transformers sereis from transformers generation one to transformers armada to transformers cybertron.
i am optimus prime,leader of the autobots
jesus couldn’t turn into a fire truck.
hey, it’s optimus prime
1. (n) leader of the autobots, the protagonist of the transformers universe. originally transformed into a red cab-over semi-truck, his form has evolved through the various iterations of the transformers universe (see optimus primal).

he is known for his strong leadership and courage and would easily sacrifice himself for the safety of others. his selfless personality is one of many traits that made him a great leader. optimus prime could be easily described as a “reluctant warrior”, in that he only engages in war when absolutely necessary. it is possible this att-tude prolonged the autobot/decepticon war.

he and megatron (or his numerous iterations) have always shared a mutual respect for each other, and have opposed each other in nearly every depiction of the transformers universe.

in the 1986 transformers animated film, optimus prime was killed after a fierce battle with megatron, but his character returned several times during the series.

optimus prime was the most liked character among young viewers of the original series, although his toy was not the highest selling (original release, excludes all others).
optimus: “one shall stand.., one shall fall.”

megatron: “why throw away your life so recklessly?”

optimus prime: that’s a question you should ask yourself, megatron..”
generously endowed autobot that will drink pretty much anything.
optimus prime’s girlfriend is hot!