Optimus Priming


optimus priming (verb): “to crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as optimus prime”
usage:
(1. “dude, your car is such a piece of sh-t, lets just get a sledge hammer and optimus prime it… ”
(2. “my mom got angry when she caught me optimus priming our toaster this morning when i had clearly set the thing to “light” and not “burnt to a crisp cause i’m a robot b-st-rd”.. i sure showed it who’s boss”
while on a gaming console and someone’s headset starts to glitch and renders them unable to be understood. can also be used for the loud screeching, beeping sound a headset can make.
“thrust, you’re optimus priming again!”

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