Optimus Sub-Prime
a description used for someone who may look like a big throbbing red fire truck with a blue head, but is infact a souless mechanical failure who wasn’t constructed to gods true design. sub prime. to qualify he/she must be a dancelexic and regularly attend alaskan spear thrower cl-sses.
1. “look at optimus sub-prime, he’s having a fit on the dancefloor again. theres something not quite right in that boy”.
2. “watch out, optimus sub-prime is about to throw his spear!
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