opting off


the h-m-s-xual fetish act of intentionally refusing body scans at the airport, resulting in pat downs and groping by tsa agents
there was this hunky tsa guy at the airport, so after opting off i ran to the bathroom and rubbed one out remembering his hands all over me

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