a person who can read people’s mind and body through their eyes.
hide your eyes from him,he’s an optipsychic.
- jammy tip
when the p-n-s goes into a v-g-n- that is on its period and when pulled out has blood on the end. joe had s-x with ruth while on her period and had a jammy tip. “hey joe how was the date??” “it was going well until i got a jammy tip”
- blunt club
a group of girls who regularly partic-p-te in b-tchcraft. they tend to p-ss everyone off by telling the truth, instead of beating around the bush. everyone thinks ashlie, lauren, and adrienne are b-tches, but in reality they are just part of the blunt club. #real #realtalk #bluntclub
- barber line
when someone says something psychotic in a normal sentence as if it’s normal “actually it’s not bad, i love the feeling of breathing in andeverything tasting and smelling like blood. it’s awesome, it doesn’t make me feel like i’m bleeding out at all!” that’s a barber line. “that is the ultimate sin, and it will […]
- its okay
a girl will say this phrase and act like it’s okay but will remain upset or frustrated it’s okay baby, everything’s fine
- bondage cannon
before he -j-c-l-t-s, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his p-n-s and uses the -rg-sm to fire it out like a cannon ball. oh man, john gave suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! anyway, the funeral is on friday, i hope you can make it.