oral chainsaw
the act of applying a healthy dose of industrial grade super glue to an erect p-n-s, (variations of application include a full nose dive into the glue container or a swift swabbing). then with a sticky wiener, the male experiences oral s-x waiting 1-2 minutes for the glue to dry. in that time the partner clenches thine teeth which in hand get stuck to p-n-s which is ripped out making a “chainsaw” out of his genitals.
rodriguez: “man i just cut down that tree with my erect p-n-s!”
willis: “you be lying through thine teeth i say”
rodriguez: “naw man i gave that b-tch an oral chainsaw”
willis: “oh that explains everything…your pantaloons must be ripped meaw”
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