oral masturbation


to be jerked off with the lips – preferably by a chick with dsl’s
“hey baby, come help me with some oral masturbation.”
2 more definitions
eating food that has no nutritional value whatsoever, but still tastes good. e.g. bubble gum.
a: you shouldn’t chew gum.
b: why?
a: it has no vitimins or minerals, or calories! chewing gum is oral masturbation!
b: ewe!
1:talking or bragging about yourself or a subject matter you know almost everything about to the point of excess.

2:when someone continuously talks about something only they are interested in.

3: to talk endlessly simply for enjoyment, attention, or control.
never ask jon about his job unless you want to experience 3 hours of oral masturbation .

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