Oranal

when the significant other is turtling (when sh-t is playing peek-a-boo with your b-tt hole) and you perform oral on the t-rd… i know, f-cked up, right?
bob: dude! brittany totally gave john some or-n-l last night!
jim: ugh! seriously? what a nasty f-cking skeezer!
bob: i know!
this is the preferred s-x by matt and luke. to perform or-n-l s-x, you must use piglers. the first step to or-n-l success is partaking in -n-l s-x, or as luke and matt call it, fudge packing! then, you whip the pigler out of the p–p chute and perform oral s-x on the pigler that provided the -n-l pleasure. luke and matt call oral s-x sucking pigler-pop! but, keep in mind you must make the transition from step one to step two quickly, because the desired effect is the flavor of the pigler, a bold p–p flavor. and, on a good day, the bold p–p flavor will be accompanied by a rich corn taste. but, sorry ladies, or-n-l s-x can only be enjoyed by the boys!
luke asked his mom if matt could come over to watch his fabulous collection of chick-flicks, including, mona lisa smile, you’ve got mail, kate & leopold, t-tanic, moonstruck, the english patient, tea with mussolini, notting hill, and when harry met sally, and during the s-x scene in moonstruck, matt gave luke the most desirable look which let luke know that it was time for or-n-l s-x, because that is their favorite kind of s-x.