Orang-eapron
similar to the endangered ginger sumatran primate, the orang-eapr-n is a near-humanoid species whose herds congregate in large out of town diy warehouses. possessing only rudimentary language skills, the orang-eapr-n are slowly evolving and in some parts of the world are learning to use tools.
after forty-five years loyal service at the bank, bert left on a bleak friday afternoon with a tear in his eye and a carriage clock in his briefcase. within two weeks, bored off his t-ts, he’d been recruited as an orang-eapr-n and spent his days misdirecting customers and giving bad advice on home improvements. all at unbeatable prices.
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