orange-cone
to use ones authority to obstruct someone as pay pack for failing to support.
for example in september 2013 new jersey governor chris christie’s staff orange-coned ft. lee, new jersey as pay back because the mayor of ft. lee failed to support christie for governor. in this case, orange cones were literally used to obstruct 3 lanes of the george washington bridge (gwb) into manhattan from ft. lee : victimizing countless innocent commuters, causing dangerous gridlock and endangering public safety.
fatty had no idea …. yeah-right-get-the-f-ck-outta-heer !
patti : why are the restrooms nearest to our desks “closed until further notice” ?
tony: we got orange-coned by alex the janitor because i promoted tyrell to be chief custodian instead of him. now alex says he’s doing a “plumbing study”.
patti: i gotta pee !
the orange cone is a bis-xual instrument used to hump people in the -ss. theorangecone is often found with other orange cones up his -ss. theorangecone is not shy. he enjoys engaging in s-x with the security poles located in front of your neighborhood walmart. theorangecone likes that pole up his -ss! he always braggs about his s-xual encounters on twitter at theorangecone. he says because he’s orange he is promoting safe s-x. his fans follow him because they too enjoy -n-l s-x. theorangecone is -n-l from top to bottom.
theorangecone is often found p-ssed out drunk on the side of a road. theorangecone really does know how to get smashed. and he’s not a nice drunk. he will fall down in front of you just to trip you if you are not careful.
2. a saftey device used to direct traffic and/or warn drivers of approaching danger.
3. a safety device used in retail stores to warn pedestrians of spilt milk.
4. a deviced used to mark a parking sp-ce.
the ceo of walmert places the orange cone in his parking sp-ce to prevent others from taking his sp-ce before he arrives to work.
theorangecone failed to use protection when he engaged in intercourse with the security pole at walmart.
do you prefer a stick or theorangecone up your -ss?
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