Orange Crush Incident


orange crush incident: an unexplainable and spontaneous s-xual experience involving extreme intoxication, and in which at least three two-liter bottles of orange crush soda are poured onto the euphoric partic-p-nts, spreading orange crush soda so thoroughly throughout a hotel room that the aftermath resembles a neon orange crime scene.
after the orange crush incident, the room looked as though someone had been murdered in a fierce struggle, and bled orange crush soda.

based upon these orange crush palm and footprints, we believe we have a pretty good lead on the perpetrators of the orange crush incident.

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