Orange gobbler
a person who can peel and eat several oranges in a very quick manner. this individual needs to have quick fingers and an expandable throat.
dude 1: “hey dude, what did you do with the oranges you just got from the pantry?”
dude 2: “umm… i already ate them”
dude 1: “holy sh-t dude! i was only gone for like 2 minutes! you’re a f-cking orange gobbler!”
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