orange job
a man or woman cuts a cylindrical hole through the center of an orange slightly larger than the width of the man’s erect p-n-s. then, the woman jacks the man off with the orange for a few minutes. finally, the woman gives the man a bl-wj-b that will taste like orangey goodness for her.
sarah hadn’t recieved her share of vitamin c for the day, so she offered an orange job to the next guy she saw.
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