Orange Ovaries
1. the female version of blue b-lls.
2. when your man does work and doesn’t finish the job.
lindz: omg that guy last night totally gave me the worst case of orange ovaries.
shar: at least he was employed in something, but looks like he’s already going to get laid off. (pun intended)
the female version of blue b-lls
that guy gave me the worst orange ovaries last night.
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