an orange russian is a c-cktail made with vodka, coffee liqueur, and urine.
did you see that video of donny on facebook? some chick gave him an orange russian!
- tucson saftey switch
when two douchebags (most likely from tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they’re both good to drive i saw kid rock and adam sandler do a tucson saftey switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys
a fat man or woman who’s gender you can’t tell that hoe is a teuth
ritalini is a special pasta italians give their young people afflicted with adhd. the special ritalin enhanced carbohydrates it contains help to calm them down to the point of wanting to take a nap. momma: “pappa, guiseppi has been acting up again, he’s been running around the village pinching nuns on their culos!” papa: “oh […]
- transmigratory cannibalism
if you were an animal in another life and were reincarnated as a human in this life, then proceed to eat a member of your former species, then you have engaged in transmigratory cannibalism. for example, i was a stingray in a former life. i recently went fishing, caught a stingray, grilled ate ate it. […]
- do me a large
a cooler way to say do me a solid do me a large and and cover my shift over the weekend cause i’m a nurse.