orangutan chocolate
the s-xual act involving two people, usually a man and a woman, where the man is a hirsute ginger. he leaves a sizable dollop of p–p on his partner’s chest. he then proceeds to rise, beat his chest and holler, summoning all his ginger friends who then engage in a soggy waffle contest and feed the treat to the woman.
note: if the woman is hairy enough, this can be performed with the genders reversed.
yo, last night alvin was with his girl and he pulled an orangutan chocolate. i ended up at his house with my junk out because i heard his tribal call.
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