Order impaired


the ability to loose your iq or most of it at the moment of ordering food.

this can be more accentuated if the person taking the order is a female waitress
waitress: hi what would you like to order

himmy: ahhhh, mmmmm, uuuhhhh, no no wait.

waitress: oh i see you are an order impaired person its ok.

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