Order The Soufflé
being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.
fingering a girl when she’s on her period.
dropping the soap in a prison shower.
person 1: this dinner was great i’m stuffed.
person 2: yeah i have to go back to see the kids.
person 3: ah, i couldn’t have another bite!
person 4: yeah, i’ll have the soufflé
waiter: that’ll take 45 minutes…….
person 4: that’s ok!
person 1: why are your fingers so red?
person 2: i just ordered the soufflé!
prisoner 1: yo, why iz tra’quan walking so funny?
prisoner 2: n-gg- order the soufflé
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