Ordered the Reuben
slang term for performing oral s-x on a woman.
dave- “so how’d the date go dude?”
tom- “f-cking fantastic! we saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner.”
dave-“nice, what’d you have for dinner?”
tom-“lets just say i ordered the reuben.”
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