Orgacrastinate
(awr-guh-kras-tuh-neyt) – verb
to organize when you should be doing something else. may include tasks like cleaning, laundry, arranging notes from cl-ss, going through and erasing the texts in your phone, and any form of color coding.
a.k.a. productive procrastination or semi-productive procrastination, but orgacrastination is specific to tidying and it’s more fun to say.
person-who-doesn’t-have-the-attention-span-of-a-goldfish: why haven’t you finished your paper yet?
orgacrastinator: i don’t know what happened. i was starting my paper last night when i looked around and suddenly realized that i couldn’t possibly work in such a messy environment, even though it hasn’t bothered me for the past month. so, i turned on the tv while i did laundry, color coded my closet and rearranged my furniture. now my room is clean, but i only have an hour to write my paper…
person-who-doesn’t-have-the-attention-span-of-a-goldfish: you really shouldn’t orgacrastinate like that.
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